the dignity is gone

Friday night.
Standing in line.
Waiting to order pizza.
It's my turn.
I am wrapping up my order when my 4 year old boy starts playing my a** cheeks as if they were a bongo.
He drummed the drum solo of his life.
I turn around to see a 15 person line behind me.
I now have red cheeks. BOTH kinds of cheeks.

Check please!